demonhunting:

crabbyseer:

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .

I guess you could say that he adores you

get the fuck out

aristophania:

the australians on here are quietly glancing at each other all like hmm who wants to be the one to tell them we have no idea wtf a pumpkin spice latte is

affleckfan:

Some ´Gone Girl’ Reviews:

The Rolling Stone: “Fincher’s shockingly good is the ultimate date-night movie for couples who dream of destroying one another”

http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/reviews/gone-girl-20140923

The Wrap: will earn plenty of loud shouts of applause, awed sounds of surprise, and shocked laughter. 4.5/5 stars”

 http://www.thewrap.com/gone-girl-review-david-fincher-ben-affleck-gillian-flynn/

TimeOut: “High praise for Gillian Flynn and David Fincher: Gone Girl both “hypnotically perverse” and the “stealthiest comedy since American Psycho”

http://www.timeout.com/us/film/gone-girl

and a lot more here: https://twitter.com/gonegirlmovie

tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

hotwhiteguy:

my chopsticks know i’m white

hotwhiteguy:

my chopsticks know i’m white

thelilnan:

employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit

"We tend to be attracted to people who are similar to ourselves."
(via psych-facts)

Well fuck.

bitchussy:

halloween omg no this is beautiful 

bitchussy:

halloween omg no this is beautiful 

pointetothesky:

Japanese 101